Nah I’m just kidding :P If that existed we would all have 4 eyes and 50 fingers and who knows what else. RunLessWire has come up with something that accomplishes almost the same thing though. They’ve created a 5 amp receiver and switch which communicate via 902 Mhz. Basically you attach the on/off receiver to whatever you want to turn on and off wirelessly. Then there is a wall switch that can be literally placed anywhere as there are no wires or even battery to power the thing. It uses kinetic energy from the pressure applied when pressing the switch to transmit a signal over 900 Mhz to the receiver that turns on and off the appliance. We used it to add a wall switch to landscape lights. A nearby receptacle outlet was used and we had to run zero wires for the switch. The bonus? Made in the USA. AMAZING! Check these guys out. runlesswire.com